Thursday, November 18, 2010

Bear hunting Tips

"Man I tell ya, back home in North Carolina I shot a bear with my bow once.... man.... those guys don't like those things"

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Semper Fi

"Back in Ohio when I delivered furniture, I carried a sofa by myself up 5 flights of stairs.  When I rang the customer's doorbell, she said WOW! you're amazing! I just replied, no mam I'm a Marine."

Saturday, November 13, 2010

God damn 1 bedroom apartments

"Yeah Green Day was gonna fly in to play a private show for my wife's birthday but they all couldn't fit in our apartment so they had to cancel."

Friday, November 12, 2010

A 260 mile difference

"Yeah I'm on my way to North Carolina man, just got me a job with the Pentagon."

Monday, November 8, 2010

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Work ethic

"I got my work ethic back in Ohio when I was 11 years old, slingin' 80 lb. bales of hay.  Since I was the strongest one there, they put me on the bottom throwin' em to the guys on the 2nd story rack."

Sunday, October 31, 2010