Bear hunting Tips

"Man I tell ya, back home in North Carolina I shot a bear with my bow once.... man.... those guys don't like those things"

Semper Fi

"Back in Ohio when I delivered furniture, I carried a sofa by myself up 5 flights of stairs.  When I rang the customer's doorbell, she said WOW! you're amazing! I just replied, no mam I'm a Marine."

God damn 1 bedroom apartments

"Yeah Green Day was gonna fly in to play a private show for my wife's birthday but they all couldn't fit in our apartment so they had to cancel."

A 260 mile difference

"Yeah I'm on my way to North Carolina man, just got me a job with the Pentagon."

The comeback of Ancient Civilizations

"Yeah I was in the Navy man, stationed out there in Persia."

Work ethic

"I got my work ethic back in Ohio when I was 11 years old, slingin' 80 lb. bales of hay.  Since I was the strongest one there, they put me on the bottom throwin' em to the guys on the 2nd story rack."

Cross country wheelies

"I once did a wheelie from D.C. to L.A. on my bmx bike."

No wonder those golden arches are so damn high

"Well you know if you bury a McDonald's bag a flower will grow.  It's because of the mixture between the grease and sesame seeds."

Intro

I'm a 27 year old male hailing from a state of being i like to refer to as Polk county.  Through the curiousness of life, I've been lead (forced if you will) into a "blue collar" style of living.  Now some may think of blue collar jobs as a degrading way of work.  I myself find it intriguing more and more each day. "The bottom of the barrel is sometimes where your taste buds find the most excitement"- Robert F. Kennedy.  What you are about to embark on is the extremities of pathological lying.  I dedicate the following entries to all of whom I've had the pleasure of working and sweating beside.